Janet Beindorf Quotes in House Arrest (1996)

Janet Beindorf: It's been 14 years and you haven't even finished the bathroom.

Ned Beindorf: I've been working for 14 years!

Janet Beindorf: And what's my job? Is it a hobby?

Janet Beindorf: [hears pounding up above] What's he doing now?

Ned Beindorf: I don't know. Grover, what're you doing?

Grover: I'm nailing the door shut.

Ned Beindorf: He's nailing the door shut. If you...

Janet Beindorf, Ned Beindorf: WHAT?

Grover: You guys are going to stay down there a while.

Janet Beindorf: [runs up to the basement door] He's really doing it, he's nailing it shut!

Ned Beindorf: Grover, stop it right now! What you're doing is very bad for the wood!

Grover: We'll pay for the wood!

Ned Beindorf: They got my tools!

Janet Beindorf: And the phone's gone too!

[Ned pulls back the curtains]

Janet Beindorf: Oh my God!

Ned Beindorf: Boarded up the windows?

Grover: We boarded up the frames and filled the bases with cement. I used the cement that's been sitting in the garage for the past three years.

Ned Beindorf: You just don't like it because it isn't your plan.

Janet Beindorf: You are so childish!

Ned Beindorf: No Im not, No im not!

Janet Beindorf: Yes you are, yes you are why are you acting this way?

Ned Beindorf: [sarcastically] why am i acting this way why? I haven't a clue let's take a stab at it shall we oh yea i got it

[serious tone]

Ned Beindorf: we've been held hostage since Thursday our kid's are starting to act like Freud, I've probably lost my job, spent a fistfight with the town's biggest asswhipe and going through the entire day listening to your stupid plan.

Janet Beindorf: Oh turning the electricity off is brilliant oh it's a brilliant plan Oh yea i forgot you graduated from mensa didn't you

[crosse's fingers's]

Janet Beindorf: you and nostradamas where like this, it's a stupid plan Ned, a stupid plan.

T.J. Krupp: [installing the security door] Folk's, your look at the enforcer 2000 it's the best security door that money can buy now uh there's no need to thank me it's my gift to you and since your my favorite new customer's here's a little bonus gift

[show's off jumper cable's]

T.J. Krupp: a shiny new pair of jumper cable's which just so happen to be connected to two count em two 12 bolt car batterie's in my backpack, now that's why your gonna hand over the knife Mr. Beindorf

Ned Beindorf: [confused] What are you talking about?

T.J. Krupp: Lets just say that this tomatoe here is you, gentleman please

[destroy's tomatoe]

Janet Beindorf: We'll he wouldn't use that on us.

Ned Beindorf: No he wouldn't.

Janet Beindorf: So let's go.

T.J. Krupp: Give it to me Mr. Beindorf!

Ned Beindorf: [nervous] of course.

T.J. Krupp: Now give me whatever Mrs. Beindorf was digging with.

Janet Beindorf: That was mine he was using this piece of chair.

T.J. Krupp: Give it to me and give me the rest of the chair too!

Ned Beindorf: Why not just tell him everything maybe he here's my social security number, I'm surprised your not up there helping them.

Janet Beindorf: We'll if you were theydl'd never finish.

T.J. Krupp: Good catch you later.

Ned Beindorf: Who is this guy?

T.J. Krupp: Remember this hurts us more than than it hurts you.

Ned Beindorf: Why did you have to argue?

Janet Beindorf: Why did you have to say i was critical?

Ned Beindorf: Because you are., Grover are you drug's?

Grover: Yeah, I'm on heroin and stacy's on crack.

Ned Beindorf: [to Janet, smugly] Happy now?

Janet Beindorf: Oh he's kidding,

[serious tone, banging on door]

Janet Beindorf: you better be joking do you hear me Gregory Alan Beindorf do you hear me what is wrong with you?

Grover: You guy's are splitting up that's what's wrong with me, now get down there and start solving your problem's.

Ned Beindorf: Brilliant, yea.

[turn's off electricity]

Janet Beindorf: What are you doing?

Ned Beindorf: Turning off the electricity, don't you understand they can't survive without electricity no Nintendo no Mtv.

Janet Beindorf: [turn's electricity back off] i already thought of it it won't work.

Ned Beindorf: [turn's electricity back off] It will work, 2 hour's without electricity they'll be screaming for their mommie's.

Janet Beindorf: [turn's electricity back on] 2 hour's without electricity and we are gonna be screaming while they burn the house down with matche'.