Chief Rocco Quotes in House Arrest (1996)

Stacy Beindorf: Good morning, Chief Rocco!

Chief Rocco: Aren't your parents going to work today?

Grover: Uh, no, they got the bug that's been going around.

Chief Rocco: I didn't know there was one.

Stacy Beindorf: Yeah it's really bad... especially for old people.

Matt Finley: [hooking up his Christmas lights as a silent doorbell, lights flicker] Hey guys, don't ring the doorbell until I tell you!

Jimmy Finley, Teddy Finley: We didn't!

[Matt goes to the door and sees Chief Rocco]

Chief Rocco: Are the Beindorfs home?

Matt Finley: No, they're... at the doctor's office, I'm babysitting.

Chief Rocco: Oh, well I brought them some chicken soup.

[holds up Tupperware dish of disgusting looking soup]

Matt Finley: Oh, great!

[takes it]

Matt Finley: Thanks!

[slams door in Rocco's face]