Matty Banks Quotes in Father of the Bride (1991)

Annie: Um, I met somebody in Rome. Uh, he's an American - he's from LA, actually! And his name's Brian McKenzie, and he's just this wonderful, wonderful, amazing man. And well... we started seeing each other. A lot. And we fell in love...

[laughs nervously]

Annie: ... it actually happened, and we've decided to get married - which means, that... I'm engaged. I'm engaged! I'm getting married!

[Screams and laughs]

Matty Banks: Congratulations!

Annie: [Overexcited] Thank you!

Matty Banks: Can I put Cameron back on the list if he promises not to eat?

George: You know, that's not a bad idea. Who else can we ask not to eat? My parents and your mother.

Annie: Why don't we just charge people? That way we can make money on the wedding?

Matty Banks: Right, together. Left, together. Right, together.

George: Matty, you're up pretty late, aren't ya?

Matty Banks: Yeah, I know I'm just practicing. I wish I didn't have to walk Mom down the aisle.

George: Don't worry, you'll be great.

Matty Banks: Is it right, together, left or left, together, right?

George: Well, let's try it. Let's see, we go right together, left together. Good. Matty, I'm sorry if I've been preoccupied lately with this wedding.

Matty Banks: It's ok.

George: Yeah, but I have, haven't I?

Matty Banks: It's all right. I understand.

George: Yeah, but...

Matty Banks: Yeah, ya have. But I haven't felt ignored or anything. Don't worry Dad. No permanent damage done.

George: Oh, well, good.

Annie: [in the background] It's really cute and cozy and in a great neighborhood. You'll see it. I am really excited. I've got all this packing to do, and this room looks so different.

Matty Banks: It's gonna be weird, isn't it? Just you and me and Mom here now.

George: Yeah. Come on. Goodnight pal. Sleep tight.

Matty Banks: Good luck tomorrow dad.

George: Yeah, you too.

Matty Banks: Annie?

Annie: Yeah?

Matty Banks: Goodnight.

Annie: Goodnight, Matty. I love you.

Matty Banks: I love you too.

Matty Banks: I'm, 4-foot 6, I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle. Is there something weird about that?

George Banks: Finally, someone who thinks like I do.

Nina Banks: Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.

Matty Banks: How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's gonna sound like a law firm.

Nina Banks: Matty, what's going on?

Matty Banks: May I be excused?

Nina Banks: No, no sir. You may NOT be excused.

[George gets up to leave]

Nina Banks: George?

George Banks: The guy offered me $10,000 to be out of the house in ten days.

Nina Banks: The guy offered you $10,000 to out of the house in ten days?

John MacKenzie: I hope you took it, George.

Matty Banks: He did. And he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal.

Nina Banks: George!

George Banks: [yells an order in Arabic]