Teddy Finley Quotes in House Arrest (1996)

Jimmy Finley: You can't tell us what to do!

Teddy Finley: Yeah, you're not our real mom!

[they set off a rocket with a tomato stuck to it and it gets on Louise, who then wipes it off]

Louise Finley: That's how I know there's a God.

Victor 'Vic' Finley: Louise!

Louise Finley: I'm coming!

[to Matt]

Louise Finley: Will you just get the bomb squad dressed?

Matt Finley: [hooking up his Christmas lights as a silent doorbell, lights flicker] Hey guys, don't ring the doorbell until I tell you!

Jimmy Finley, Teddy Finley: We didn't!

[Matt goes to the door and sees Chief Rocco]

Chief Rocco: Are the Beindorfs home?

Matt Finley: No, they're... at the doctor's office, I'm babysitting.

Chief Rocco: Oh, well I brought them some chicken soup.

[holds up Tupperware dish of disgusting looking soup]

Matt Finley: Oh, great!

[takes it]

Matt Finley: Thanks!

[slams door in Rocco's face]