Jacques Grande Quotes in The Love Guru (2008)

Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!

Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!

Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.

Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.

Prudence Roanoke: What's that?

Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.

Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!