Darren Roanoke Quotes in The Love Guru (2008)

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Darren Roanoke Quotes:

  • Darren Roanoke: How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a relationship?

    Guru Pitka: Well, there is someone I like. But until I learn to love myself, I can only go out with three girls named Ann.

    Darren Roanoke: Three girls named Ann?

    Guru Pitka: Yeah. Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.

  • Guru Pitka: Tonawanda street? I know this street.

    Darren Roanoke: You do?

    Guru Pitka: Yes. At what number did you live?

    Darren Roanoke: Fifty-three.

    Guru Pitka: Did you know a Dickie Withers at 85?

    Darren Roanoke: No?

    Guru Pitka: Well, it does. A dickie does wither at 85. I own you! Yeah! You are laughing! You see, you are filled with joy of a child!

  • Darren Roanoke: [about his suit] What's wrong with shark skin?

    Guru Pitka: More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.

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