Jane Bullard Quotes in The Love Guru (2008)

Angry Fan: Boo! You suck Bullard!

Jane Bullard: No you suck! You can say bad things about me but I won't say bad things about myself! So guess what? You can all just kiss my... Canadian ass!

[crowd cheers]

Jane Bullard: Cherkov, Pitka's coming you have to...

Coach Punch Cherkov: Are you as turned on as I am right now?

Jane Bullard: You're a bad bad person.

Coach Punch Cherkov: I'll take that as a yes!

Jane Bullard: Pitka's coming just stall! Ew!

Guru Pitka: Jane, the city of Toronto doesn't hate you.

Jane Bullard: Oh, yeah they do!

Guru Pitka: Uhhh, no they don't

Jane Bullard: Oh, yeah they do!

Guru Pitka: Uhhh, no they don't

Jane Bullard: Trust me, at the arena I had maintenance paint lines telling me where the crowd can't see me! You know so they don't boo me and throw stuff at my head!

Jane Bullard: I haven't laughed like this in such a long time.

Guru Pitka: Why not?

Jane Bullard: It's hard to laugh when men just see you as some curse.