Alice Solomon Quotes in How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town (2015)

Alice Solomon: [about Seth playing video games all the time] What is the appeal, here? I mean, you just die and then you do it all over again.

Seth Parsons: Yeah. That's what I like about it. When Mario dies, he doesn't rage against the world, he just picks himself up, goes back to the start and tries again, until he figures out how to save the Princess.

Alice Solomon: [speaking about pornstars] I hate to tell you this, sweetie, but, those women aren't actually real.

Seth Parsons: What's so real about you?