Herb Overkill Quotes in Minions (2015)

[from trailer]

Herb Overkill: Woah! These guys are pumped!

Scarlett Overkill: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.

Bob the Minion: Bedtime story?

Scarlett Overkill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end.

Herb Overkill: THIS IS TORTURE!

[the Minions play with a hangman's noose]

Herb Overkill: Guys! Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!