Tower Guard Quotes in Minions (2015)

Tower Guard: So... You came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!

[Kevin, Stuart and Bob laugh, because the tower guard is in the wrong direction]

Kevin the Minion: [mockingly] "You're gonna have to get through me!"

[gets hit in the head by a cane]

Kevin the Minion: Ow, hey!

Tower Guard: You!

[hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane]

Kevin the Minion: Aaaaahhhhh! Huh? Hehe.

Tower Guard: [after taking LSD] Hey. Hey, you look like a flower.

Tower Guard: That's funny. I feel like a flower!

Tower Guard: I see the Green Bay Packers... and they're all naked!

Tower Guard: [referring to a hot-air balloon while tripping on LSD] Do you see what I see?

Tower Guard: It's a balloon.

Tower Guard: No. It's a great, big, beautiful blob of nothing. It wants me. It wants me. It loves me.

Tower Guard: Yeah!

Tower Guard: But why is it going away?

Tower Guard: I see it. I see it! Yeah.

Tower Guard: Yeah.

Tower Guard: Yeah-da-da yeah-da-da.

Tower Guard: [tripping on acid] Hey, come out here. Do you see what I see?

Tower Guard: [looks at hot air balloon] Scrambled eggs.

Tower Guard: No. Jell-O. Reminds me of my wife.