Kevin the Minion Quotes in Minions (2015)

Scarlett Overkill: DO you know who this is?

[points at a British Royal portrait]

Kevin the Minion: Uh... la cucaracha?

Scarlett Overkill: This is Queen Elizabeth! And I really, really, really want her crown!

Tower Guard: So... You came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!

[Kevin, Stuart and Bob laugh, because the tower guard is in the wrong direction]

Kevin the Minion: [mockingly] "You're gonna have to get through me!"

[gets hit in the head by a cane]

Kevin the Minion: Ow, hey!

Tower Guard: You!

[hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane]

Kevin the Minion: Aaaaahhhhh! Huh? Hehe.

[from trailer]

Kevin the Minion: Ah, hehehehe.

Stuart the Minion: [backs off Kevin] No no no no, Kevin, let me do it, let me do it, spita.

[holds up his hand, tries to get the tar truck to stop, but fails and falls back]

Kevin the Minion: [laughs]

[mockingly]

Kevin the Minion: No no no no, let me do it, let me do it, spita!

Stuart the Minion: Macao.

[lifts up rock]

Stuart the Minion: Mackaro!

[throws it and lays on it unhappily]

Kevin the Minion: [gets his cardboard sign ready, a car is honking and stops]

Bob the Minion: NO!

[coughing]

Kevin the Minion: [nervously holds up sign reading "Orlando"]

Madge Nelson: [opens car door and takes off her sunglasses] Oh Walter, look, these adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too!

[after growing into a giant by one of Herb's inventions, destroying the Overkill residence while the villains from Villain-Con watch]

Kevin the Minion: [loud booming voice] Bello.

Kevin the Minion: Scarlett!

Scarlett Overkill: [advances toward him] Don't you Scarlett me!

Stuart the Minion: [shoots a water tower with a gun]

Walter Nelson: Okay, who did that?

Kevin the Minion: Stuart, Stuart!

Stuart the Minion: But, but...

Walter Nelson: That was awesome!

Stuart the Minion: Heh heh, thank you.

Scarlett Overkill: [opens the door to the torture room for Kevin, Stuart, and Bob] Go ahead, go ahead.

[the Minions walk in as Scarlett slams the door]

Scarlett Overkill: [Minions look at the torture weapons]

Scarlett Overkill: [through a slot hole in the door] I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.

[dramatic]

Scarlett Overkill: I think, yes, I think we're gonna have to break up. And it's not you... oh, wait hold on... It is you. It's a hundred percent you!

Kevin the Minion: No, no, no, no!

[Stuart and Bob latch onto him]

Scarlett Overkill: [taunting] So get comfortable, Minions. Get real, real comfortable. Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of you worthless, little lives.

[slams the slot]