Bob the Minion Quotes in Minions (2015)

Bob the Minion: KING BOB!

[from trailer]

Herb Overkill: Woah! These guys are pumped!

Scarlett Overkill: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.

Bob the Minion: Bedtime story?

Scarlett Overkill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end.

[from trailer]

Kevin the Minion: Ah, hehehehe.

Stuart the Minion: [backs off Kevin] No no no no, Kevin, let me do it, let me do it, spita.

[holds up his hand, tries to get the tar truck to stop, but fails and falls back]

Kevin the Minion: [laughs]

[mockingly]

Kevin the Minion: No no no no, let me do it, let me do it, spita!

Stuart the Minion: Macao.

[lifts up rock]

Stuart the Minion: Mackaro!

[throws it and lays on it unhappily]

Kevin the Minion: [gets his cardboard sign ready, a car is honking and stops]

Bob the Minion: NO!

[coughing]

Kevin the Minion: [nervously holds up sign reading "Orlando"]

Madge Nelson: [opens car door and takes off her sunglasses] Oh Walter, look, these adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too!

[Bob gives Scarlet his crown]

Scarlett Overkill: For me? Aww.

Bob the Minion: Si, para tu. Bye-bye!

Walter Nelson: You're going to Villain-Con, aren't ya?

Bob the Minion: Villain-Con!

Tina: [shows Kevin her magazine] I'm going to get all of my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that's who'd I want to work for!

[repeated line]

Bob the Minion: KING BOB!