Henry Durand Quotes in My Mom's New Boyfriend (2008)


Henry Durand Quotes:

  • Henry Durand: You - you have a boyfriend?

    Martha Durand: A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.

    Henry Durand: Okay, good.

    Martha Durand: I have several boyfriends.

    Emily Lott: Party hearty, Marty.

  • Martha Durand: Anyway, it just took me a long time to realize that there was something missing inside.

    Henry Durand: Missing from inside the house?

    Martha Durand: No, Henry, missing inside here, spiritually.

    Henry Durand: Oh.

    Martha Durand: So started my quest for enlightenment, inner peace, inner joy, the person who'd gotten buried alive in a sea of nicotine and packaged cakes.

  • Henry Durand: And the reason why we're here is...?

    Martha Durand: To have fun, because it's all over too freakin' fast.

  • Eddie: You were doing some sort of secret ops sort of stuff, right?

    Henry Durand: Yeah.

    Eddie: Would you tell me about it?

    Henry Durand: If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.

  • Martha Durand: I went to India.

    Henry Durand: You went to India?

    Martha Durand: Yeah.

    Henry Durand: You used to never leave the house.

  • Emily Lott: Do you ever think of your mom when we're having sex?

    Henry Durand: Oh, God! Oh!

    Emily Lott: It's just a question.

    Henry Durand: Well, let me answer your question. No... no, I haven't. Thank God, I haven't. But you wanna know what? Now, I'm not sure how I'm gonna be able to not think about her. Thank you very much. Good night.

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