Henry Durand Quotes in My Mom's New Boyfriend (2008)

Henry Durand: You - you have a boyfriend?

Martha Durand: A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.

Henry Durand: Okay, good.

Martha Durand: I have several boyfriends.

Emily Lott: Party hearty, Marty.

Martha Durand: Anyway, it just took me a long time to realize that there was something missing inside.

Henry Durand: Missing from inside the house?

Martha Durand: No, Henry, missing inside here, spiritually.

Henry Durand: Oh.

Martha Durand: So started my quest for enlightenment, inner peace, inner joy, the person who'd gotten buried alive in a sea of nicotine and packaged cakes.

Henry Durand: And the reason why we're here is...?

Martha Durand: To have fun, because it's all over too freakin' fast.

Eddie: You were doing some sort of secret ops sort of stuff, right?

Henry Durand: Yeah.

Eddie: Would you tell me about it?

Henry Durand: If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.

Martha Durand: I went to India.

Henry Durand: You went to India?

Martha Durand: Yeah.

Henry Durand: You used to never leave the house.

Emily Lott: Do you ever think of your mom when we're having sex?

Henry Durand: Oh, God! Oh!

Emily Lott: It's just a question.

Henry Durand: Well, let me answer your question. No... no, I haven't. Thank God, I haven't. But you wanna know what? Now, I'm not sure how I'm gonna be able to not think about her. Thank you very much. Good night.