Tommy Lucero Quotes in My Mom's New Boyfriend (2008)

Tommy Lucero: I'll be out of any jail you put me in by 3 o'clock Friday.

Inspector Laborde: And why is that?

Tommy Lucero: Oh, because I have to see someone at 4 o'clock on Friday.

Tommy Lucero: Your eyes... your eyes don't lie, do they?

Martha Durand: Life's too short for lies.

Tommy Lucero: What do you see when you see me?

Martha Durand: Oh, well, when I see you, I see nothing but trouble.

Tommy Lucero: Yeah, I'm so bad that I should be forbidden.

Martha Durand: You are not being straight with me!

Tommy Lucero: I will be.

Martha Durand: Oh!

[waves arms & stomps feet]

Martha Durand: God damn it! I just... damn it!

[stomps feet again]

Martha Durand: Oh!

Tommy Lucero: Wow...

Tommy Lucero: So... Am I gonna see you again?

Martha Durand: That all depends on you.

Tommy Lucero: Oh, Marty, what's going on?

Martha Durand: Nothing. I'll see myself in.

Tommy Lucero: Oh, come on. Come on! Marty, what's wrong with you? Come on!

Martha Durand: I don't know who you think you are,coming into people's lives and making them fall in love with you like it's some kind of big, sick game.

Tommy Lucero: What are you talking about?

Martha Durand: Oh, you know exactly what I am talking about.

Tommy Lucero: Next time you eat garlic, please do it after the robbery, thank you very much.