Martha Durand Quotes in My Mom's New Boyfriend (2008)
Martha Durand Quotes:
Henry Durand: You - you have a boyfriend?
Martha Durand: A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.
Henry Durand: Okay, good.
Martha Durand: I have several boyfriends.
Emily Lott: Party hearty, Marty.
Martha Durand: Anyway, it just took me a long time to realize that there was something missing inside.
Henry Durand: Missing from inside the house?
Martha Durand: No, Henry, missing inside here, spiritually.
Henry Durand: Oh.
Martha Durand: So started my quest for enlightenment, inner peace, inner joy, the person who'd gotten buried alive in a sea of nicotine and packaged cakes.
Henry Durand: And the reason why we're here is...?
Martha Durand: To have fun, because it's all over too freakin' fast.
Tommy Lucero: Your eyes... your eyes don't lie, do they?
Martha Durand: Life's too short for lies.
Tommy Lucero: What do you see when you see me?
Martha Durand: Oh, well, when I see you, I see nothing but trouble.
Tommy Lucero: Yeah, I'm so bad that I should be forbidden.
Martha Durand: You are not being straight with me!
Tommy Lucero: I will be.
Martha Durand: Oh!
[waves arms & stomps feet]
Martha Durand: God damn it! I just... damn it!
[stomps feet again]
Martha Durand: Oh!
Tommy Lucero: Wow...
Tommy Lucero: So... Am I gonna see you again?
Martha Durand: That all depends on you.
Tommy Lucero: Oh, Marty, what's going on?
Martha Durand: Nothing. I'll see myself in.
Tommy Lucero: Oh, come on. Come on! Marty, what's wrong with you? Come on!
Martha Durand: I don't know who you think you are,coming into people's lives and making them fall in love with you like it's some kind of big, sick game.
Tommy Lucero: What are you talking about?
Martha Durand: Oh, you know exactly what I am talking about.
Martha Durand: I went to India.
Henry Durand: You went to India?
Martha Durand: Yeah.
Henry Durand: You used to never leave the house.
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