Jeff Dearly Quotes in Drowning Mona (2000)

[about paycheck]

Jeff Dearly: I want half. And don't give me none of that "fifty-percent" shit.

Jeff Dearly: Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute.

Jeff Dearly: Where's my car?

Deputy Jimmy D.: Well Jeff, it's a little bit more serious than you're car.

[pause]

Jeff Dearly: Would someone mind tellin me what the hell's goin on?

Deputy Tony Carlucci: Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I'm afraid she's dead.

Jeff Dearly: What was she doing in my car?

Bobby Kalzone: [after grabbing the golf club Mona is using to damage Bobby's Yugo] God... this is. I mean, enough's enough. All I ever wanted was a nice professional business so that Ellie and I could have a...

Jeff Dearly: [Cuts off Bobby and begins tapping his thumb and middle finger together] Ya, ya, ya, you know what this is? This is the world's smallest tambourine, and it's, and it's playing some sort of song or something.

Mona Dearly: Shut up! Shut up! That's a violin, you asshole, give me that thing, give me that!