Bobby Kalzone Quotes in Drowning Mona (2000)
Bobby Kalzone Quotes:
Bobby Kalzone: It's been different since Jeff killed Peaches.
Wyatt Rash: Jeff killed Peaches? I thought it was the other way around.
Bobby Kalzone: Peaches killed Jeff?
Ellen: You're supposed to have that thing in your head that says, "BAD FUCKING IDEA, BOBBY!"
Bobby Kalzone: I do have it! It just didn't work!
Bobby Kalzone: Mona Dearly's dead.
Bobby Kalzone: She's dead- It was just a- car accident.
Ellie: You gotta be kiddin' me. Well- We gotta celebrate!
Bobby Kalzone: Jesus, God, Ellie she's a human being. Have a little respect.
Ellie: I don't gotta have respect for no one in that family. Think how they treated you.
Bobby Kalzone: How did they treat me?
Ellie: Badly, they're a houseful of freaks.
Bobby Kalzone: Dude, she's like 13.
Ellen: Yeah, but you're not even supposed to get that far, you're supposed to have that thing in your head that goes off and says, 'bad FUCKING idea, Bobby!'
Bobby Kalzone: I have that thing! I have that thing. It just didn't go off.
Ellen: [pause] Yeah, well, I'm pregnant.
Bobby Kalzone: What? You're pregnant? That's great!
Ellen: Uh huh! I thought so too, till a moment ago. I can't believe you killed someone!
[gets up to leave]
Bobby Kalzone: Where you going?
Bobby Kalzone: We need milk.
Bobby Kalzone: [after Ellen slaps him after explaining what he did] What you do that for?
Ellen: [outraged] You killed Mona Dearly!
Bobby Kalzone: [chastened] I know.
Ellen: BUT WHY!
Bobby Kalzone: Because I thought I was killing Jeff!
Ellen: Bobby, my dad is the chief of police!
Bobby Kalzone: I know, but I wasn't gonna go through with it.
Ellen: It doesn't matter; you killed someone!
Bobby Kalzone: I know, but I was doing it for us. Jeff was killing the business, and Mona wasn't gonna let me out of the partnership, so - Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ellen: A good idea at the time? 'Cut the grass at 6:00, lay sod at 7:00, DROWN THE DEARLYS AT 8:00'!
Bobby Kalzone: [after grabbing the golf club Mona is using to damage Bobby's Yugo] God... this is. I mean, enough's enough. All I ever wanted was a nice professional business so that Ellie and I could have a...
Jeff Dearly: [Cuts off Bobby and begins tapping his thumb and middle finger together] Ya, ya, ya, you know what this is? This is the world's smallest tambourine, and it's, and it's playing some sort of song or something.
Mona Dearly: Shut up! Shut up! That's a violin, you asshole, give me that thing, give me that!
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