Francis Abbot Sr. Quotes in Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Aunt Kate: Where's Francis Jr.?

Francis Abbot Sr.: I don't know, Kate. He told me he was coming up this afternoon. I thought sure he'd be here in time for dinner.

Aunt Kate: One of my dresses is missing. Has he been at it again?

Francis Abbot Sr.: No!

[stammering]

Francis Abbot Sr.: Uh, n-n-no no I.

Francis Abbot Sr.: [explaining to Vickie] My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice down to a tee. And well, sometimes he likes to, uh, put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses to entertain at family gatherings.

Vickie Pearle: I see.

Francis Abbot Sr.: [upbeat] Oh, you should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun.

Aunt Kate: [sarcastic] Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies room at Sach's Fifth Avenue, *that* was fun.