Coach Johnson Quotes in North Dallas Forty (1979)

Coach Johnson: This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts.

Coach Johnson: [interrupting the pre-game team prayer] Take off your fuckin' hat! Go ahead, Father.

Coach Johnson: If you moved any slower, you'd be going backwards!

Coach Johnson: The difference between winning and losing is about this much

[holds his fingers about one inch apart]

Coach Johnson: ...

Maxwell: That's the same size as his pecker!

Coach Johnson: [shouting] Five minutes!

O. W. Shaddock: How long, coach?

Coach Johnson: Five mi... fuck you!