Pfister Quotes in Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Pfister: The lights have gone out, madam.

Charles: [Pfister gets a mocking aplause from everyone] Good old Pfister, soon figured that one out.

Aunt Kate: That vase cost me five thousand dollars. There are only three like it in the world.

Pfister: Two.

Aunt Kate: Yes... two.

Pfister: Is he still married?

Larry Abbot: Widower.

Pfister: Widower than what?

Larry Abbot: What do you mean "Widower than what"?

Pfister: You said he was widower.

Larry Abbot: He is.

Pfister: Widower than what?

Larry Abbot: I don't know what you're talking about. He isn't widower than anything.

Pfister: You mean he's just a "wittle" man.

Larry Abbot: That's right.

Pfister: That's all I was asking.

Larry Abbot: Something terrible has happened! I just found cousin Francis in my bed!

Pfister: Was he wearing a dress?

Larry Abbot: Yes, he was.

Pfister: Just ask him to leave, Sir. Tell him you have a headache.

Pfister: I am Pfister, the family butler.

Larry Abbot: Yes! And I am that little boy you used to bathe and tuck into bed and bring warm milk and cookies to, just before you kissed me goodnight.

Pfister: May I have your name please?

Larry Abbot: My name?

Vickie Pearle: Is he kidding?

Pfister: Come in, Mr. Kidding. *I'll* take the bags.

Pfister: [surprised] Master Larry!

Larry Abbot: Pfister, you *do* remember me.

Pfister: Of *course*. When did you get here?

Larry Abbot: About fifteen minutes ago.

Pfister: I wish I'd known. I would have greeted you myself.

Larry Abbot: Oh yes, that would have been nice. Well, huh, we can't have everything.

Pfister: Come along, you're in your old room.

Larry Abbot: Oh, good.

Larry Abbot: I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?

Pfister: I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps.