Larry Abbot Quotes in Haunted Honeymoon (1986)
Larry Abbot Quotes:
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Pfister: Is he still married?
Larry Abbot: Widower.
Pfister: Widower than what?
Larry Abbot: What do you mean "Widower than what"?
Pfister: You said he was widower.
Larry Abbot: He is.
Pfister: Widower than what?
Larry Abbot: I don't know what you're talking about. He isn't widower than anything.
Pfister: You mean he's just a "wittle" man.
Larry Abbot: That's right.
Pfister: That's all I was asking.
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Larry Abbot: Now if anything frightens you. Anything at all. You just holler.
Vickie Pearle: [screams] Just practising.
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Larry Abbot: Something terrible has happened! I just found cousin Francis in my bed!
Pfister: Was he wearing a dress?
Larry Abbot: Yes, he was.
Pfister: Just ask him to leave, Sir. Tell him you have a headache.
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Larry Abbot: Now you think this would frighten me. Well it doesn't. Because I know this is just a filthy figment of my diseased imagination. All I have to do is simply reach out my hand and touch it!
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Larry Abbot: Yes Sir. It's the biggest thrill of my life. I can tell you that!
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Vickie Pearle: Say, did'ja hear what the bug said to the windshield?
Larry Abbot: What?
Vickie Pearle: That's me all over.
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Pfister: I am Pfister, the family butler.
Larry Abbot: Yes! And I am that little boy you used to bathe and tuck into bed and bring warm milk and cookies to, just before you kissed me goodnight.
Pfister: May I have your name please?
Larry Abbot: My name?
Vickie Pearle: Is he kidding?
Pfister: Come in, Mr. Kidding. *I'll* take the bags.
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Pfister: [surprised] Master Larry!
Larry Abbot: Pfister, you *do* remember me.
Pfister: Of *course*. When did you get here?
Larry Abbot: About fifteen minutes ago.
Pfister: I wish I'd known. I would have greeted you myself.
Larry Abbot: Oh yes, that would have been nice. Well, huh, we can't have everything.
Pfister: Come along, you're in your old room.
Larry Abbot: Oh, good.
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Larry Abbot: I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?
Pfister: I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps.
-- Larry Abbot
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