Vickie Pearle Quotes in Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Aunt Kate: Where's Francis Jr.?

Francis Abbot Sr.: I don't know, Kate. He told me he was coming up this afternoon. I thought sure he'd be here in time for dinner.

Aunt Kate: One of my dresses is missing. Has he been at it again?

Francis Abbot Sr.: No!

[stammering]

Francis Abbot Sr.: Uh, n-n-no no I.

Francis Abbot Sr.: [explaining to Vickie] My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice down to a tee. And well, sometimes he likes to, uh, put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses to entertain at family gatherings.

Vickie Pearle: I see.

Francis Abbot Sr.: [upbeat] Oh, you should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun.

Aunt Kate: [sarcastic] Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies room at Sach's Fifth Avenue, *that* was fun.

Larry Abbot: Now if anything frightens you. Anything at all. You just holler.

Vickie Pearle: [screams] Just practising.

Vickie Pearle: Beat it! While you're still healthy.

Vickie Pearle: Larry... Aaow! This thing's pinching my butt!

Vickie Pearle: I gotta go to The Can! What do you want me to do?

Vickie Pearle: Holy baloney, here we go again.

Vickie Pearle: This is gonna be some wedding. A loony for a husband, and Peter Pan for his wife.

Vickie Pearle: I love your lipstick, what's it called?

Sylvia: Pink Passion!

[they laugh awkwardly]

Vickie Pearle: Well quit passion it around!

Vickie Pearle: Say, did'ja hear what the bug said to the windshield?

Larry Abbot: What?

Vickie Pearle: That's me all over.

Pfister: I am Pfister, the family butler.

Larry Abbot: Yes! And I am that little boy you used to bathe and tuck into bed and bring warm milk and cookies to, just before you kissed me goodnight.

Pfister: May I have your name please?

Larry Abbot: My name?

Vickie Pearle: Is he kidding?

Pfister: Come in, Mr. Kidding. *I'll* take the bags.

Charles: [noticing that Vickie has seen the phone line is dead] Larry's not the only actor in the family

Vickie Pearle: You murdering skunk

Vickie Pearle: [shrugs as he dons black gloves] I'm just trying to earn a buck