Eddie Lampell Quotes in Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Dee Vine: Sorry, Dave. I would've driven him home, but I can't drive his car. It's a stick.

Eddie Lampell: Well, I'll show you how to drive a stick right now. Here it is. Come on.

Dee Vine: I meant a real car, Eddie, not a matchbox.

[Eddie is beating up Dave]

Eddie Lampell: What are you thinking Designated Dave? Huh? This isn't Revenge of the Nerds, man! No radioactive spider bit you!

Eddie Lampell: You think you're Miss Thing. But you know what? You're just a wanna-be who got lucky with a case of bulimia!

Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...

Chase: Another tequila shot?

Eddie Lampell: Who would you rather do: Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?

Alicia DeGasario: They're the same person, you idiot.

Eddie Lampell: [to Chase] How about you?

Chase: Let's see, a flaky, self-absorbed actress or a gun-toting, badass FBI agent with years of pent-up sexual tension? No contest.

Eddie Lampell: My man. What I wouldn't do to Scully...

Alicia DeGasario: I'm sure she's been drooled on before.