Dante Slate, Jr. Quotes in Grudge Match (2013)

[from trailer]

Lightning: Hey Webster, show a little respect!

Dante Slate, Jr.: I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because of my dictionary-sized vocabulary, NOT because of my height and race!

Lightning: Nope, it's because you're short and black!

Dante Slate, Jr.: What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool?

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I banged his girlfriend. It was an error in judgement, look how it turned out...

[walks off]

Dante Slate, Jr.: This is some white people shit...

Dante Slate, Jr.: I can get you a part in Hangover 4!

Evander Holyfield: I'm listening.

Mike Tyson: You sonofabitch!

[goes for Slate]

Dante Slate, Jr.: Wait, WAIT, WAIT!

Evander Holyfield: Guard your ears!

[at a skydiving stunt, Razor shoves Kid out of the plane and Dante breaks into laughter]

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Why are you laughing?

Dante Slate, Jr.: I forgot to tell you the first one down gets an extra five grand!

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Shit!

[jumps out]

[from trailer]

Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a copy that wants an official rematch, they'll pay you a hundred grand!

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, I can't be in the same room as that guy. It's not worth it.

Dante Slate, Jr.: The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house!

Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it!

Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass!

Dante Slate, Jr.: Hear that? You didn't taste good!

Dante Slate, Jr.: [his feet in a bucket] I gotta wash this vinegar off my feet. This is strong vinegar, it smells awful. This vinegar went bad!

[Lightning grins]

Dante Slate, Jr.: We are in Kardashian sex tape money, baby!

[from trailer]

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him!

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [wallops Sharp] No you're not!

[a fight starts]

Dante Slate, Jr.: This is not the behavior of old men!

[as the fight begins]

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Is this about you and me, or is about her?

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You and me!

Dante Slate, Jr.: Well, that's a relief!

Dante Slate, Jr.: You don't know what a video game is? Exactly when did they unfreeze you, Captain America?

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Captain America? You know, I could take you down a peg or two... but it looks like someone beat me to it.

Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a kid in primary school, he's surrounded only by white kids! You know what that means? It means he owes people! He's already promised one kid a bar mitzvah! Do you know how much a bar mitzvah costs?

[repeated line]

Dante Slate, Jr.: No tickets, no money.

Dante Slate, Jr.: [his car doesn't work] Piece of shit!

[at the fight, Lightning gets out of his scooter]

Lightning: You see all that heat out there? I'm getting some snapper tonight!

Dante Slate, Jr.: I think I just threw up in my mouth...

Dante Slate, Jr.: [to Lightning] You think you're the only one who got ripped off? All my dad left me was a bad reputation!

Dante Slate, Jr.: [to Razor] What's the matter, did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement this morning?