Dulcie Quotes in Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Chase: I didn't expect you to fall in love.

Dulcie: I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap!

[Chase and Nicole are kissing]

Nicole: Oh, hey Dulcie.

Dulcie: Get a room.

Chase: We're breaking up, aren't we?

Dulcie: I just think we're headed in different directions, that's all.

Chase: Why are you telling me this? I'm your past tense quasi-boyfriend, not the American people.

Dulcie: Well, what I'm trying to say, is that both the tense and title are negotiable.

Dulcie: You think you're so James Dean, Chase!

Hortense, Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: [singing] We'd save for him, And slave for him, We'd even misbehave for him, That certain thing called "The Boy Friend"

Mme. Dubonnet: [singing] I am so good, At spreading mirth and joy

Percy: But it's no good, With such a sulky boy

Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: I try, To play the game the other fellows all choose

Percy: The other fellows all choose

Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: I sigh, Because you always refuse

Mme. Dubonnet: What is a girl to do, With such a boy as you? I've got those

Percy, Mme. Dubonnet, Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: Dreary, Weary, You-Don't-Want-To-Play-With-Me Blues

Mrs. Sawyer-Midwife: Dulcie, you've no patience with the menfolk.

Dulcie: Well, they come in all sizes, Mrs. Sawyer, but I've yet to find one that's worth a woman's patience.