Eddie Kreezer Quotes in Hick (2011)

Eddie Kreezer: You find me exciting, don't you? I excite you.

Eddie Kreezer: Smart and pretty. That right there is a deadly combination.

Luli McMullen: You, you think I'm pretty?

Eddie Kreezer: Do I think you're what?

Luli McMullen: Pret... you heard me.

Eddie Kreezer: I guess.

Luli McMullen: Well, do you or don't you?

Eddie Kreezer: I think if it weren't for that horrible mouth of yours, then some people, not me of course, but I think some people might find you somewhat kind of attractive. In a fury little animal sort of way.

[both start grinning and laughing]

Luli McMullen: Where are we?

Eddie Kreezer: We're in the Old fuckin' West, darling!

Eddie Kreezer: [singing you are my sunshine] You told me once dear you really loved me. And no one else could come between. And now you left me, and love another. You've shattered all my dreams.

Eddie Kreezer: Next time you stay in the fuckin' truck.

Eddie Kreezer: Glenda, I am so sorry. I promise I will never, ever, skimp on the 7-Up again. Scout's honor.