Sydney White Quotes in Sydney White (2007)

Tyler: Who are you Sydney White? You throw a football like Matt Leinart, fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, and clean up nice to boot.

Sydney White: Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty.

Tyler: Marry me.

Sydney White: Green and White.

Rachel Witchburn: Wrong. Emerald and Pearl

Sydney White: I'm sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss.

Rachel Witchburn: [to Dinky] Dinky, we're over there.

[to Sydney]

Rachel Witchburn: Hi, Sydney. Nice to find some people you fit in with.

Sydney White: It is nice, isn't it? If only there were a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in. Oh wait, there is.

Rachel Witchburn: I'm the last person you wanna mess with.

Sydney White: No. You're the first.

Rachel Witchburn: Sydney, what are the Kappa colors?

Sydney White: Green and White.

Rachel Witchburn: Emerald and Pearl.

Sydney White: Sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

Tyler: The Kappa's are our sorority sisters.

Sydney White: Oh! So we'll be like brother and sister?

[Tyler gives her a weird look]

Sydney White: Oh, not in the related, familiar way, but more the fraternal-sororal, sororital... is that a word? ok.

Sydney White: [Frisbee lands between dorks, all jump and move away] Go on. Pick it up and throw it on back.

Rachel Witchburn: [George picks up Frisbee, throws off screen]

[Hits Rachel in the head]

Rachel Witchburn: Ow!

Sydney White: Heads up!

Sydney White: Hey! You're a guy, right?

Lenny: [uncertainly, looking unsure of himself] ... Yeah?

Tyler: Do I make you nervous?

Sydney White: No... Tyler, was it?

Lenny: Did they really make you sing Celine Dion?

Sydney White: Yeah.

Lenny: Do you need a place to stay?

Sydney White: Just to clarify, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.

Sydney White: If it makes you feel any better they threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!

Sydney White: I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

Lenny: So, uh, are you all set? Do you need anything? A hypoallergenic pillow? Humidifier? Dehumidifier? Ionizer?

Sydney White: Nope, I think I'm all goon on the medical-supply front. I've actually got

Lenny: Are you sure? There's a lot of dust. I've got loads of allergy medicine.

Sydney White: You? Allergies? I never would have guessed.

Sydney White: I tried to eat a plastic flower once, kinda hurt.

Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: I wish we had the same size feet.

Sydney White: It is fine. Isn't it part of this whole sisterhood thing that they like you for who you are?

Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: Sure.