Gurkin Quotes in Sydney White (2007)

Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.

Lenny: Bye, ho.

Gurkin: [to Tyler about his date with Sydney] If you try any funny stuff, I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states... and Canada.

Gurkin: Things are looking grim, brothers.

Gurkin: [updating his blog] Does anyone know another word for "douchebaggery"? I don't want to use it a third time.

Gurkin: You can't even make it from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger Guide

George: I'm only one badge away!

[looks at his velcro shoes]

George: Knots are hard!