Dwayne the Bartender Quotes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii?

Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch!

Dwayne the Bartender: I don't understand what there is to think about.

Rachel Jansen: Because, Dee... he...

Dwayne the Bartender: She licked the tip. That doesn't count.

Rachel Jansen: Of course it counts, he...

Dwayne the Bartender: He what? He refused a blow job from his ex-girlfriend mid blow job. Do you know what that's like for a man? It's called blue balls, Rachel. This guy's like Gandhi, but better; he likes puppets. I love puppets. I love Fraggle Rock. I love Lamb Chop. I love Elmo, Sesame Street, Burt and Ernie, Snuffleupagus? Fucks my shit UP.

Dwayne the Bartender: Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me?

Dwayne the Bartender: Snuffleupagous fucks my shit up!