Surfing Instructor Quotes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

Surfing Instructor: [singing to himself] # Oh the weather outside is weather... #

Peter Bretter: Hey are you Chuck?

Surfing Instructor: Man they won't change that stupid flyer, Chuck's my mainland name, my Hawaiian names Koodu

Peter Bretter: Oh sorry

Surfing Instructor: Its cool, its all good

Peter Bretter: So does Koodu have some cool Hawaiian meaning?

Surfing Instructor: It means Chuck

Surfing Instructor: You sound like you're from London!

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?

Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

Surfing Instructor: I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

Surfing Instructor: I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!

Peter Bretter: That's ridiculous.

Surfing Instructor: That guy was me.

Surfing Instructor: I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee!

Peter Bretter: How long have you been out here?

Surfing Instructor: I don't know, I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here

Peter Bretter: That is so cool

Surfing Instructor: My cell phone has a clock so I don't need it

Peter Bretter: Oh, so its basically the same thing

Peter Bretter: So how old are you?

Surfing Instructor: I don't really believe in age and numbers but if you had to put a number on it, I would say

[thinking]

Surfing Instructor: forty four, Fuck!

Surfing Instructor: Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...

Surfing Instructor: Aloha, man. My name's Koonu.

Peter Bretter: I know, we met duing the surf lesson!

Surfing Instructor: Oh right, you're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente!

Peter Bretter: No, I'm Peter! We had a really nice talk out on the water!

Surfing Instructor: Oh.

[pause]

Surfing Instructor: Coooool.

Surfing Instructor: Too slow. Do less.

Peter Bretter: [Aldous has coral stuck in his leg] Koonu call the front desk now!

Surfing Instructor: Okay monster man.

Peter Bretter: I wanna stand up before I leave.

Surfing Instructor: I don't think you're ready, man.

Peter Bretter: I'm ready to ride fucking giants, Koonu.

Surfing Instructor: I think you're ready.

Surfing Instructor: There's only one cure for pain like that.

Peter Bretter: What?

Surfing Instructor: Weed. Ya got any?

Peter Bretter: No.

Surfing Instructor: Well then let's just go surfing!