Kemo Quotes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Kemo: Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?

Kemo: [after Peter kills the luau pig] You can stop crying now. He's dead already.

Peter Bretter: I'm not crying. *You* should stop crying.

Kemo: I don't cry. I'm not a baby.

Peter Bretter: Really? Because you look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all.

Kemo: Sarah Marshall.

Peter Bretter: Yes. How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall?

Kemo: Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It's like "the Sopranos." It's *over*. Find a new show.

Rachel Jansen: I thought I told you to stay on your island!

Ray: The deal was off April 9th.

Rachel Jansen: Well the deal's back on!

Ray: You think you're the chief of this island! I'm the chief of this island!

Peter Bretter: I know his friend, let me handle it

Rachel Jansen: Fine.

Peter Bretter: Hey man you remember me?

Helpful Hawaiian Waiter: The cocktail guy

[He punches Peter]

Kemo: Ray what are you doing here?

[Ray backhands him, Kemo backhands him back]