Dentist Quotes in Miss Congeniality (2000)

[a dentist is cleaning Grace's teeth, and a barber is untangling her hair]

Gracie Hart: Can't I get some Novocain?

Dentist: It's only a cleaning.

Gracie Hart: No, I'm talking about Sweeney Todd back here.

Dentist: [When Doc McCoy cuts the power to deactivate the alarm in the bank, at a nearby dentist office] Superior technology, my ass.

Dentist: Good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?

[the dentist is getting ready to pull a patient's tooth when Nigel flies into the window. The dentist spins around, ripping the patient's tooth out]

Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Dentist: Oh... well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth...

Darla: I'm a piranha! They live in the Amazon!

Dentist: And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!

[after extracting Gilbert's bad tooth]

Dentist: I must say, my wife and I did find "Princess Ida" rather too long, don't you know.

Gilbert: [mumbles indignantly around the gauze in his mouth]

Dentist: Try not to speak, old chap.

Ole Olsen: Is there a dentist in the house?

Dentist: I'm a dentist!

Ole Olsen: [Shoots him with rifle] How do YOU like getting drilled?