Dawn Campbell Quotes in I Heart Huckabees (2004)

Dawn Campbell: Why don't you like my spots?

Marty: Honey, this look is hurting you, and it's hurting Huckabees.

Dawn Campbell: This is myself.

Marty: Then you won't speak at the benefit as yourself. That is not Huckabees.

Dawn Campbell: I am still Huckabees.

Marty: Not in that bonnet.

Dawn Campbell: It's in my eyes, Marty. It's like that story of the cave.

Marty: What in God's name is happening to you? We trusted you. We took care of you. We made you into a national icon. Pulled you out of a mall. Eh, you've been given everything by Huckabees.

Dawn Campbell: Fuck-a-bees!

Dawn Campbell: [emotionless] These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good.

[suddenly fervent]

Dawn Campbell: But now, this is the *truth*!

Dawn Campbell: Brad, do you love me?

Brad Stand: I think so.

Dawn Campbell: With the bonnet?

Brad Stand: Ehhh...

Dawn Campbell: Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

Dawn Campbell: I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

Dawn Campbell: Fuckabees!

Dawn Campbell: There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?

Brad Stand: That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?

Dawn Campbell: [sipping on coffee, grimacing] I suck, Daryl.

Dawn Campbell: Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty.

[Brad whispers in her ear]

Dawn Campbell: Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never their pretty girl.

Bernard Jaffe: Really?

Dawn Campbell: No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie.

Vivian Jaffe: How's the sex?

Bernard Jaffe: How is the sex?

Dawn Campbell: The sex?

Brad Stand: Come on, guys.

[laughs]

Brad Stand: Come on. That's private.

Dawn Campbell: That's gross.

Vivian Jaffe: Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.

Dawn Campbell: Surveillance? You've watched us?

Vivian Jaffe: No, just listened.

Brad Stand: So your surveillance is wrong!

[laughs uncomfortably]

Dawn Campbell: Yeah. It's quantity not quality.

Brad Stand: She meant quality not quantity.

Dawn Campbell: I know, I was only joking.

Bernard Jaffe: Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality?

Dawn Campbell: We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!

Brad Stand: It's longer than that, darling.

Dawn Campbell: Eight minutes of heaven! It's not quality, it's quantity!

[laughs hysterically]

Brad Stand: You should see her after a couple of margaritas.