Johnny Marco Quotes in Somewhere (2010)

Johnny Marco: Hi, Cleo.

Cleo: Hey.

[beat]

Cleo: Why are you taking a bath next door? Is yours broken?

Johnny Marco: ...yeah.

Johnny Marco: What's that book about again?

Cleo: It's about this girl that's in love with this guy. But he's a vampire, and his whole family's vampires. So she can't really be with him.

Johnny Marco: Why doesn't she become one too?

Cleo: doesn't she become one too? Cleo: Because she can't. He doesn't want to turn her into a vampire. And if she gets too close to him, he won't be able to help himself.

Johnny Marco: Oh, man.

Johnny Marco: Whoa! What the fuck, dude?

Ron the Masseur: Oh. Did they not tell you how I work?

Johnny Marco: No.

Ron the Masseur: I have a website that explains my technique. I feel that if my client's naked, it's just more comfortable if I meet them at the same level.

Johnny Marco: Yeah, it's - it's not for me. Thanks, though. Why don't you just pack it up.

Ron the Masseur: Alright.

Ron the Masseur: [after putting his clothes back on] S'sorry about that.

Johnny Marco: Nah, it's cool.