Ron the Masseur Quotes in Somewhere (2010)

Johnny Marco: Whoa! What the fuck, dude?

Ron the Masseur: Oh. Did they not tell you how I work?

Johnny Marco: No.

Ron the Masseur: I have a website that explains my technique. I feel that if my client's naked, it's just more comfortable if I meet them at the same level.

Johnny Marco: Yeah, it's - it's not for me. Thanks, though. Why don't you just pack it up.

Ron the Masseur: Alright.

Ron the Masseur: [after putting his clothes back on] S'sorry about that.

Johnny Marco: Nah, it's cool.