C.I.A. Director Quotes in Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)

Cody Banks: [talking about entrance to CIA storage facility underneath summer camp] What? That's impossible! Kids have been snooping around this place for years! Someone would've found the entrance by now!

C.I.A. Director: That's why we put it... where no-one wants to spend too much time.

[goes into bathroom, which at summer camps, usually are of low-quality and smell like something died in there]

Cody Banks: [after he got beaten up by a beanie baby] What happened to you?

C.I.A. Director: I don't want to talk about it.

C.I.A. Director: You'll be attending a summer music academy.

Cody Banks: More school, just once in my life I'd like a mission that doesn't involve homework

[pause]

Cody Banks: wait, did you say music?

C.I.A. Director: Yeah it's a good thing you play the clarinet.

Cody Banks: Yeah... wait, I don't play the clarinet.

C.I.A. Director: Your father says you were in a school marching band for three years.

Cody Banks: I faked playing the clarinet to meet girls.

C.I.A. Director: You joined a marching band to meet girls?

Cody Banks: Yeah.

C.I.A. Director: Well you faked it for three years you can handle it for a couple of weeks. You'll be part of an international youth orchestra.

Cody Banks: An international youth orchestra, where?

C.I.A. Director: So Banks, you let him get away.

Cody Banks: By now he's a far ways off, and by the looks of things, I'd say we just beaten your little getaway simulation.

C.I.A. Director: Getaway simulation, that was no simulation THAT WAS THE REAL DEAL!

C.I.A. Director: What's this - this cluster of buildings down here?

George: The PMA - it's the Pakistani Military Academy.

C.I.A. Director: [looks at him incredulously]

George: It's their West Point.

C.I.A. Director: And how close is it to the house?

George: About a mile.

Maya: Four thousand, two hundred, twenty one feet; it's closer to eight-tenths of a mile.

C.I.A. Director: Who are you?

Maya: I'm the motherfucker that found this place. Sir.

C.I.A. Director: What do you think of the girl?

Jeremy: I think she's fuckin' smart.

C.I.A. Director: We're all smart, Jeremy.

C.I.A. Director: May I join you?

[sits down]

C.I.A. Director: How is the food down here anyway?

Maya: Uh, it's okay.

C.I.A. Director: How long have you worked for the CIA?

Maya: Twelve years. I was recruited out of high school.

C.I.A. Director: Do you know why we did that?

Maya: I don't think I can answer that question, sir. I don't think I'm... allowed to... answer.

C.I.A. Director: Alright. What else have you done for us? Besides Bin Laden?

Maya: Nothing. I've done nothing else.

C.I.A. Director: Well, you certainly have a flair for it.