Roman Moroni Quotes in Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

Jocko Dundee: How's tricks, Moroni?

Roman Moroni: What are you doing here, icehole?

Jocko Dundee: Hey, can't a fellow enjoy a night out gambling with some of his pals?

Roman Moroni: Don't bullshtein me.

[to one of his men]

Roman Moroni: Search this somanabatch.

Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!

Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!

Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!

Roman Moroni: Okey! You and the rest of your bastages can gamble, but don't try no fargin trick, otherwise you wind up with your bells in a sling.