Tommy Kelly Quotes in Johnny Dangerously (1984)

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Tommy Kelly Quotes:

  • [Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody]

    Tommy Kelly: Mom, it's prohibition!

    Ma Kelly: Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy!

  • [In the middle of a trial]

    Tommy Kelly: ...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings!

  • Ma Kelly: I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid.

    Tommy Kelly: Mom!

    Ma Kelly: You wanna hump your brains out.

    Tommy Kelly: [Tommy clamps his hands over Sally's ears]

    Ma Kelly: [does mock pushups] Baboom, baboom, baboom, baboom!

    Tommy Kelly: [Tommy drags Sally from the room]

  • Tommy Kelly: You were gonna take a bullet for me.

    Johnny Kelly: Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing.

  • Tommy Kelly: Oh God! How do you get laid in 1930?

  • Tommy Kelly: [Ma Kelly pours a shot for Tommy] Mom, it's Prohibition.

    Ma Kelly: Aw, shut up! Stop acting like a fag choir boy.

  • D.A. Burr: (On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation?

    Tommy Kelly: But what about crime?

    D.A. Burr: Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back!

  • Tommy Kelly: Sally's place is in the home, and I intend to support her, and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass - anything.

  • Tommy Kelly: Sally's place is in the home and I intend to support her and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass. Anything.

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