Brock Quotes in Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)

Misty: [after Pikachu defeats three Pokemon with a lightning attack] Well, that sure was a shocking ending.

Brock: Shocking that Ash moved so fast!

James: [Team Rocket are watching the gang from a clifftop, with binoculars] There's another credit on Pikachu's 'charge account!'

Jesse: We've got to grab it!

Meowth: I know we gotta grab some rare Pokémon for the Boss... but it wouldn't be such a bad idea if we grabbed a litte bite to eat.

Jesse: We didn't come here to steal a meal!

James: I'd settle for a taste of that Pika-chow.

Meowth: I'm starving.

Jesse: I can cook something!

Meowth: Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my nine lives.

Misty: [after Ash has been challenged to a Pokemon match] Ash, you just said you were too weak to work.

Ash Ketchum: That's right, I am too weak to work. But a Pokemon battle isn't work.

Brock: That's progress. At least his mouth is working.

[Japanese version]

Kasumi: I thought you weren't be able to move a millimeter.

Satoshi: I can do one or two Pokémon battles before breakfast.

Takeshi: This is lunch, by the way. So it'd before your afternoon meal.

Narrator: Today, Ash, Brock and Misty are taking a break from their Pokémon adventures. As always, Ash is determined to become a Pokémon master. And, as always, he's ready to endure any hardship, bear any burden... with strength, stamina and a will of steel.

Ash Ketchum: Hungry. Need food.

Misty: Oh, Ash! You haven't done a thing all day!

Ash Ketchum: I'm too weak to work, Misty. I haven't eaten since breakfast.

Brock: This lunch is going to be just perfect for you, Ash. It's my lazy-boy 'no-chew' stew.

Ash Ketchum: The world's greatest Pokémon master is waiting for me. Let's use our Pokémon to get to that island.

Misty: Ash, our Pokémon aren't strong enough. They can't handle giant waves like this.

Ash Ketchum: [upset] Guess you're right...

Jesse: [Team Rocket arrive in a boat, dressed as Vikings] You vant to cross maybe? Ve take you, ya? Ve Vikings are used to big vaves. Ve get you to New lsland faster than you can say fahrvergnügen.

Jesse: [cuts to them rowing] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one!

Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.

Ash Ketchum: They mostly live in Minnesota.

Misty: Something's not right. Are you sure this boat's safe?

Jesse: Don't vorry. This ship von't let you down. Ve alvays sail in da rough veather. Don't get upset.

Meowth: Tell my stomach.

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Misty: lt's all right, Togepi. We're going to be okay.

[a huge tidal wave crashes into the boat, taking Team Rocket's Viking costumes off in the process]

Ash Ketchum: Those aren't Vikings!

Misty: It's Team Rocket!

Brock: I should have known there was something fishy about them besides the way they smell!

Jesse: Haha! Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it double!

Meowth: Forget the motto. We're going to have to... aaah!

[another tidal wave sweeps over, knocking everyone out of the boat]

Brock: I made you laugh. My biggest victory today.

Brock: [handing out food] Next comes Kidd... What?

[Notices the Bonsly eating food off the tray]

Brock: What kinda Pokemon are you? Back off! I made that especially for Kidd!

[Bonsly fakes crying by using Fake Tears]

Ash: Hey!

[to Brock while scowling]

Ash: That wasn't nice!

May: You didn't have to shout!

Ash Ketchum: It's all gone!

Lorenzo: But I'm afraid it's coming back.

Brock: Huh?

Misty: What do you mean?

Brock: I think Ash just evolved into a Primeape.

Brock: [Everyone gasps and sees Celebi starting to die] The water! Get it into the water!

[Brock closes on Owen]

Brock: [whispering] Does it bother you when I'm this close?

Owen: Your breath is not great.

Brock: Yeah.

Brock: [breathes on Owen]

Owen: Okay, this is too close.

Kyle Carpenter: I hate to break the news to ya, but I think you're a vampire!

Brock: I hate it when that happens.