Misty Quotes in Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)

Misty: [after Pikachu defeats three Pokemon with a lightning attack] Well, that sure was a shocking ending.

Brock: Shocking that Ash moved so fast!

James: [Team Rocket are watching the gang from a clifftop, with binoculars] There's another credit on Pikachu's 'charge account!'

Jesse: We've got to grab it!

Meowth: I know we gotta grab some rare Pokémon for the Boss... but it wouldn't be such a bad idea if we grabbed a litte bite to eat.

Jesse: We didn't come here to steal a meal!

James: I'd settle for a taste of that Pika-chow.

Meowth: I'm starving.

Jesse: I can cook something!

Meowth: Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my nine lives.

Misty: [after Ash has been challenged to a Pokemon match] Ash, you just said you were too weak to work.

Ash Ketchum: That's right, I am too weak to work. But a Pokemon battle isn't work.

Brock: That's progress. At least his mouth is working.

[Japanese version]

Kasumi: I thought you weren't be able to move a millimeter.

Satoshi: I can do one or two Pokémon battles before breakfast.

Takeshi: This is lunch, by the way. So it'd before your afternoon meal.

Narrator: Today, Ash, Brock and Misty are taking a break from their Pokémon adventures. As always, Ash is determined to become a Pokémon master. And, as always, he's ready to endure any hardship, bear any burden... with strength, stamina and a will of steel.

Ash Ketchum: Hungry. Need food.

Misty: Oh, Ash! You haven't done a thing all day!

Ash Ketchum: I'm too weak to work, Misty. I haven't eaten since breakfast.

Brock: This lunch is going to be just perfect for you, Ash. It's my lazy-boy 'no-chew' stew.

Ash Ketchum: The world's greatest Pokémon master is waiting for me. Let's use our Pokémon to get to that island.

Misty: Ash, our Pokémon aren't strong enough. They can't handle giant waves like this.

Ash Ketchum: [upset] Guess you're right...

Jesse: [Team Rocket arrive in a boat, dressed as Vikings] You vant to cross maybe? Ve take you, ya? Ve Vikings are used to big vaves. Ve get you to New lsland faster than you can say fahrvergnügen.

Jesse: [cuts to them rowing] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one!

Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.

Ash Ketchum: They mostly live in Minnesota.

Misty: Something's not right. Are you sure this boat's safe?

Jesse: Don't vorry. This ship von't let you down. Ve alvays sail in da rough veather. Don't get upset.

Meowth: Tell my stomach.

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Misty: lt's all right, Togepi. We're going to be okay.

[a huge tidal wave crashes into the boat, taking Team Rocket's Viking costumes off in the process]

Ash Ketchum: Those aren't Vikings!

Misty: It's Team Rocket!

Brock: I should have known there was something fishy about them besides the way they smell!

Jesse: Haha! Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it double!

Meowth: Forget the motto. We're going to have to... aaah!

[another tidal wave sweeps over, knocking everyone out of the boat]

[English Version]

Ash: [crying] I'll do whatever it takes to get that third treasure. But, what if I mess up? What if... I...

Misty: You can do it.

Melody: We know you can.

Ash: Yeah, you're right. I can do it. I'm the Chosen One.

[walking on the snow]

Ash: Right now I feel more the frozen one.

[falls on the snow]

Ash: Maybe they got the wrong Ash.

[Japanese Version]

Satoshi: [crying] And I'm just... Kasumi, Kenji, Flula-san.

Kasumi: Satoshi.

Flula: Satoshi-kun.

Satoshi: Let's go save the world! We have to try!

[walking on the snow]

Satoshi: I said I'd do it.

[falls on the snow]

Satoshi: But it's still a long way to go.

[English Version]

Melody: Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Hero. If you'd just listened to me in the first place and stayed at the party like I told you to, we wouldn't be stranded out here on this island.

Misty: Welcome to my world. I have to deal with his stubborn attitude every single day.

Melody: Oh, you'll get used to it. It's just something you're gonna need to work on when the two of you get married.

Misty: [shouts] Take that back!

[Japanese Version]

Flula: Jeez. Coming here in this weather... How can you be so stupid?

Kasumi: He's always like that. Now you know how bad I have it.

Flula: I get it! You're following him around because you like him, right?

Kasumi: No!

[English Version]

Melody: What are you coming for?

Misty: To find Ash. And before you start saying it's because I secretly like him, don't. Because I don't.

Melody: Hey, chill out. You sure are sensitive about someone who's not your boyfriend.

Misty: He's not my boyfriend! He's a boy and he's a friend, but he's not a boyfriend!

Tracey Sketchit: You talking about me?

[Japanese Version]

Flula: Why are you following me?

Kasumi: I'm going too. And I'm not his sister or girlfriend or something. But I'm going anyway.

Flula: Why? Oh, I see. That's why you're following him.

Kasumi: I'm not following him! I wanted to go somewhere else, but the big waves pushed us here.

Kenji: I'm going too.

[English Version]

Melody: Here take this.

[tries to hand Misty her flute]

Misty: Huh?

Melody: Legend or not. Ash can't do this alone.

Misty: [pause. ] Uh-unh. You'll have to play Lugia's song. I'll go look for him. And Ash is never really alone because he's got... me.

[Japanese Version]

Flula: Hold this.

[tries to hand Kasumi her flute]

Flula: I'm going after Satoshi-kun.

Kasumi: This is your flute. Your instrument. He's my burden... right?

[English Version]

Melody: So, you're a Pokémon trainer, huh? I guess he'll do. Here's your traditional welcome kiss.

[Melody kisses Ash]

Melody: Are you his little sister?

Misty: I am not.

Melody: Well, then I guess you must be, his girlfriend.

Misty: Ugh, gross.

Melody: Oh, I don't think so. I'll be glad to play for him tonight at the legend banquet. Starts around eight. Oh, and Misty. Try not to get jealous.

[Japanese Version]

Flula: You're a Pokémon Trainer? Oh, well. Customs, customs. Welcome.

[Flula kisses Satoshi]

Flula: Are you his sister?

Kasumi: Who is?

Flula: Then you're his girlfriend, right?

Kasumi: Who is?

Flula: Never mind, never mind. But y'know, to follow him all the way out here... I'd have to say you have pretty good taste.

Ash Ketchum: It's all gone!

Lorenzo: But I'm afraid it's coming back.

Brock: Huh?

Misty: What do you mean?

Misty: The Earth is so pretty, so blue...

Misty: Ash climbs just like a Mankey.

Pacha: Where'd you come from, little guy?

Kuzco: No... touchy.

Pacha: Demon llama!

Kuzco: Demon llama? Where?

[Turns around and sees Misty, a real llama]

Misty: Maaah.

Kuzco: Aaah!

Jenna: By the way? Your "woo" is so not in the moment.

Misty: Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb.

[after Jenna and Misty's make-out session in front of the guys]

Jenna: Eww! Brush your teeth much?

Misty: Lick me, bitch.

Jenna: No thanks. I like my tongue without the syphilis.

Misty: You're syhpilis, Ms. Big Words!

Jenna: ...Okay, that didn't even make sense.

Misty: Lick me.

Misty: Are you sure the number is 911?

Jenna: What else would it be, dumbass?

Misty: Well how should I know if it's the cell, maybe you have to type in a different area code.

Jenna: Seriously Doug, I can't work with that. I'm a professional actress. I went to NYU.

Misty: [laughs]

Jenna: What's so funny?

Misty: Like anybody's ever even heard of that.

Jenna: New York University?

Misty: Never heard of it.

Misty: Shut up you redneck twat!

Jenna: What are you doing?

Misty: [on cell phone] I'm calling the police - they'll send the Cops.

Jenna: They're the same thing!

Misty: Uh-uh! The Cops rescue you, like on that TV show.

Misty: [unfamiliar with New Orleans, dialing cell phone] Are you sure the number is 9-1-1? If it's the South, maybe you have to type in a different area code.

Misty: [on finding out that the so-called producer, who was making her pose topless, was really a phony] Slimeball! I can't believe I've fallen for their phony stories 3 times now.

Shawn: [driving the tour bus] If you look to your right, you'll see the famous cemetery.

Misty: [looking out left window] I don't see anything.

Misty: [when they find 2 sets of I.D.s in Shapiro's wallet] So he wasn't a real producer?

Ben: I'd say no.

Misty: [finally realizing she's been had] So he just *pretended* to be a producer, to get us to flash our tits for him?

Jenna: [sarcastically] What a genius! You *do* know the vibrator goes in your *cooch* and not your ear, right?

Misty: Hey, why don't you suck your dad off again, bitch?

Jenna: [sarcastically] I will, right after you're done.

Misty: Fine!

Jenna: Fine!

Misty: [on hearing the legend of Victor Crowley from a local] Do you believe that story she told us?

Shapiro: Absolutely not. The people around here sleep exclusively with their own family.

Misty: Eww!

Jenna: [on hearing Shapiro say: "Okay, when I say action, you girls drop the towels and start washing each other."] Yeah, no. Touch walking hepatitis over here? I'll pass.

Misty: Well, at least I'm not a hermaphrodite.

Jenna: Hermaphrodite! Big word of the day for you. What is a hermaphrodite, darling?

Misty: Why would I tell you if I just said it?

Jenna: You probably don't know what it is.

Misty: Of course, I know what it is.

Jenna: Well, why don't you go ahead? Why don't we do it on the count of 3, together? 1, 2, 3...

Misty: A hermaphrodite is...

Jenna: ...a person who has a penis and a vagina.

Misty: Eww!

Nancy Reese: Maybe the wedding will help to bring everybody closer together.

[doorbell rings]

Misty: Yeah, weddings are like that.

Mrs. Reese: [off-camera] Misty... your pimp is here to see you!