Shame Quotes in A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994)

Shame: Ooh, silk drawers and a red tie. I gotta wear these together! Get off me ladies. I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!

Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me?

Shame: Hell, yeah!

Shame: Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.

Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman.

Wayman: Hey Bernard.

Shame: Excuse me, who's this?

Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?

Shame: "The Bernard"?

Bernard: Yes it's me.

Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me.

Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just.

Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl.

Bernard: Stuff?

Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.

Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.

Bernard: You slept with him? You slut!

Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.

Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.

Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.

Bernard: Shame why did you do that?

Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.

Shame: I'll go take me a shower and pretend that I didn't wake up in The Crying Game!

Shame: Luis says that the white man can kiss his butt!

[to Luis]

Shame: Tell 'em you're friends with Al Sharpton.

[Rides off]

Shame: Black Power! Black Power!

Bernard: [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.

Shame: Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!

Bernard: You *slept* with him? You *slut*!

[slaps Wayman senseless]

Wayman: Bernard?

Shame: Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!

Bernard: Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!

Wayman: Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.

Bernard: [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!

Peaches Jordan: You remeber when we first met.

Shame: Yeah. I busted you stuffin' CD's in your underwear.

Peaches Jordan: Well Whatever. I liked you. And I was only 16 and I knew it wouldnt work. Now, I'm 22 going on 23. Can't you see how much I've grown?

Shame: You mean you ain't wearin' that trainer no more?

Peaches Jordan: This is Fremi.

Shame: "Frem-may".

Peaches Jordan: This is "Frem-me", with an I, not an e.

Shame: [to Chun Yung Fat] You. Nice and slow, toss those over to me.

[Chun Yung Fat throws the bag of diamonds between Shame and the Mob Boss' Bodyguard]

Shame: [to the bodyguard] Now, if I bend down to pick those up, are you gonna try to kill me?

Shame: [He doesn't reply, so Shame takes off the bodyguard's sunglasses] Come on... be honest.

Mob Boss' Bodyguard: Fucking-a right. I'm gonna kill your ass!

[Shame kicks him in the balls]

Mob Boss: [to the bodyguard] You stupid fuck!

Shame: Say hi to Arnold!

[Knocks the bodyguard out]

Shame: Africa... where the web of life is spun from cheaper thread!

Shame: Africa... where elephants have a graveyard and men are left to rot where they fall!

Shame: Africa... where pestilence, carnage, and rapine are not disasters but a way of life!

Shame: Africa... dark flame that lures the ruthless human moths who lust for easy riches!

Shame: Africa... home of the fierce t'ungala warriors who have no word for "mercy"... or "wheel" or "calendar" or "disinfectant" or "light bulb", "printing press", "steam engine", "fork", "can opener", "telescope", "toiler paper", slow down, you're rolling it too fast! I can't read it if you roll it so fast!

Shame: That's better.

Shame: It is written that a wise man was once asked "What are the four principle products of Africa?" and, without hesitation he replied, "Gold, ivory, diamonds, and blood!"