Wayman Quotes in A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994)

Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman.

Wayman: Hey Bernard.

Shame: Excuse me, who's this?

Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?

Shame: "The Bernard"?

Bernard: Yes it's me.

Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me.

Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just.

Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl.

Bernard: Stuff?

Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.

Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.

Bernard: You slept with him? You slut!

Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.

Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.

Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.

Bernard: Shame why did you do that?

Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.

Bernard: Calm down.

Wayman: [on the floor convulsing] : Oh, no.

Bernard: Calm down! It's not blood, just wine.

[Louder]

Bernard: And the nominees for best actress in a groovy nightclub drama... Miss Wayman Harrington!

Bernard: [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.

Shame: Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!

Bernard: You *slept* with him? You *slut*!

[slaps Wayman senseless]

Wayman: Bernard?

Shame: Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!

Bernard: Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!

Wayman: Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.

Bernard: [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!