Meowth Quotes in Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)

Meowth: We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows.

Misty: [after Pikachu defeats three Pokemon with a lightning attack] Well, that sure was a shocking ending.

Brock: Shocking that Ash moved so fast!

James: [Team Rocket are watching the gang from a clifftop, with binoculars] There's another credit on Pikachu's 'charge account!'

Jesse: We've got to grab it!

Meowth: I know we gotta grab some rare Pokémon for the Boss... but it wouldn't be such a bad idea if we grabbed a litte bite to eat.

Jesse: We didn't come here to steal a meal!

James: I'd settle for a taste of that Pika-chow.

Meowth: I'm starving.

Jesse: I can cook something!

Meowth: Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my nine lives.

Ash Ketchum: The world's greatest Pokémon master is waiting for me. Let's use our Pokémon to get to that island.

Misty: Ash, our Pokémon aren't strong enough. They can't handle giant waves like this.

Ash Ketchum: [upset] Guess you're right...

Jesse: [Team Rocket arrive in a boat, dressed as Vikings] You vant to cross maybe? Ve take you, ya? Ve Vikings are used to big vaves. Ve get you to New lsland faster than you can say fahrvergnügen.

Jesse: [cuts to them rowing] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one!

Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.

Ash Ketchum: They mostly live in Minnesota.

Misty: Something's not right. Are you sure this boat's safe?

Jesse: Don't vorry. This ship von't let you down. Ve alvays sail in da rough veather. Don't get upset.

Meowth: Tell my stomach.

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Jesse: Heave!

James: Ho!

Misty: lt's all right, Togepi. We're going to be okay.

[a huge tidal wave crashes into the boat, taking Team Rocket's Viking costumes off in the process]

Ash Ketchum: Those aren't Vikings!

Misty: It's Team Rocket!

Brock: I should have known there was something fishy about them besides the way they smell!

Jesse: Haha! Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it double!

Meowth: Forget the motto. We're going to have to... aaah!

[another tidal wave sweeps over, knocking everyone out of the boat]

Meowth: Maybe if we started lookin at what's the same, instead of lookin at what's different... well who knows?

Jesse: Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex you're only asking for trouble!

James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble I stay out of.

Meowth: Yous two don't need the opposite sex cause' yous got each other!

Jesse: What's that supposed to mean?

James: Not funny!

Jesse: [Jesse, James and Meowth are hanging on to a flying Lugia] We're slowing Lugia down, we're too heavy!

James: Let's try Weight Watchers!

Jesse: It's too late for that!

Meowth: I heard it's never too late if you really stick to the program!

James: We actually did some good this time!

Meowth: What if the Boss finds out?

James: That's bad.

Jesse: We'll just make our own team then!

James: That's good!

Meowth: But we ain't got no money.

James: That's bad.

Jesse: Then we'll just steal some!

James: That's good! Or is that bad?

Jesse: [in a Magicarpe boat heading towards a rock] Do we have Carpe insurance? We're about to be...

Meowth: Fillet à fish.

Jesse: Let's not say goodbye.

James: Let's just say...

Meowth: We're gonna die!

[refering to the Unown]

Meowth: Its like alphabet soup without the soup.

James: [on a beam miles from the ground] How long do you think it will take to go down?

Meowth: About 3 seconds if we jump

Meowth: [to Pikachu while groaning and trying to hold him] I think it's about time you laid off the PokeBlocks!

Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops.

James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast!

Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost TASTE it! Are you ready ?

James: YEAH!

Meowth: I said I had nothin' to do with it!

James: MAMA!

Jessie: It was their idea!

Meowth: Oh, they're stuck in a box with impending doom and no way out. That sounds like my life.

James: This is the best job ever!

Jessie: We just have to throw around paper.

Meowth: And clean manure, whatever that means...

Jessie: How bad could it be? HUH?

Meowth: Hey guys, the old treasure meter's going off the charts!

James: It won't be long now. We'll clean up in more ways than one.

Jessie: That old, crusty crab thinks he's so smart, when we're the ones poised to pocket those diamonds and pearls.

Meowth: Hey, that sounds like a good name for a game!

Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

[Jessie, James, and Meowth jump to silence Wobbuffet, then snicker]