Meowth Quotes in Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)


Meowth Quotes:

  • Meowth: We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows.

  • Misty: [after Pikachu defeats three Pokemon with a lightning attack] Well, that sure was a shocking ending.

    Brock: Shocking that Ash moved so fast!

    James: [Team Rocket are watching the gang from a clifftop, with binoculars] There's another credit on Pikachu's 'charge account!'

    Jesse: We've got to grab it!

    Meowth: I know we gotta grab some rare Pokémon for the Boss... but it wouldn't be such a bad idea if we grabbed a litte bite to eat.

    Jesse: We didn't come here to steal a meal!

    James: I'd settle for a taste of that Pika-chow.

    Meowth: I'm starving.

    Jesse: I can cook something!

    Meowth: Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my nine lives.

  • Ash Ketchum: The world's greatest Pokémon master is waiting for me. Let's use our Pokémon to get to that island.

    Misty: Ash, our Pokémon aren't strong enough. They can't handle giant waves like this.

    Ash Ketchum: [upset] Guess you're right...

    Jesse: [Team Rocket arrive in a boat, dressed as Vikings] You vant to cross maybe? Ve take you, ya? Ve Vikings are used to big vaves. Ve get you to New lsland faster than you can say fahrvergnügen.

    Jesse: [cuts to them rowing] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one!

    Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.

    Ash Ketchum: They mostly live in Minnesota.

    Misty: Something's not right. Are you sure this boat's safe?

    Jesse: Don't vorry. This ship von't let you down. Ve alvays sail in da rough veather. Don't get upset.

    Meowth: Tell my stomach.

    Jesse: Heave!

    James: Ho!

    Jesse: Heave!

    James: Ho!

    Jesse: Heave!

    James: Ho!

    Misty: lt's all right, Togepi. We're going to be okay.

    [a huge tidal wave crashes into the boat, taking Team Rocket's Viking costumes off in the process]

    Ash Ketchum: Those aren't Vikings!

    Misty: It's Team Rocket!

    Brock: I should have known there was something fishy about them besides the way they smell!

    Jesse: Haha! Prepare for trouble!

    James: Make it double!

    Meowth: Forget the motto. We're going to have to... aaah!

    [another tidal wave sweeps over, knocking everyone out of the boat]

  • Meowth: Maybe if we started lookin at what's the same, instead of lookin at what's different... well who knows?

  • Jesse: Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex you're only asking for trouble!

    James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble I stay out of.

    Meowth: Yous two don't need the opposite sex cause' yous got each other!

    Jesse: What's that supposed to mean?

    James: Not funny!

  • Jesse: [Jesse, James and Meowth are hanging on to a flying Lugia] We're slowing Lugia down, we're too heavy!

    James: Let's try Weight Watchers!

    Jesse: It's too late for that!

    Meowth: I heard it's never too late if you really stick to the program!

  • James: We actually did some good this time!

    Meowth: What if the Boss finds out?

    James: That's bad.

    Jesse: We'll just make our own team then!

    James: That's good!

    Meowth: But we ain't got no money.

    James: That's bad.

    Jesse: Then we'll just steal some!

    James: That's good! Or is that bad?

  • Jesse: [in a Magicarpe boat heading towards a rock] Do we have Carpe insurance? We're about to be...

    Meowth: Fillet à fish.

  • Jesse: Let's not say goodbye.

    James: Let's just say...

    Meowth: We're gonna die!

  • [refering to the Unown]

    Meowth: Its like alphabet soup without the soup.

  • James: [on a beam miles from the ground] How long do you think it will take to go down?

    Meowth: About 3 seconds if we jump

  • Meowth: [to Pikachu while groaning and trying to hold him] I think it's about time you laid off the PokeBlocks!

  • Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops.

    James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast!

    Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost TASTE it! Are you ready ?

    James: YEAH!

  • Meowth: I said I had nothin' to do with it!

    James: MAMA!

    Jessie: It was their idea!

  • Meowth: Oh, they're stuck in a box with impending doom and no way out. That sounds like my life.

  • James: This is the best job ever!

    Jessie: We just have to throw around paper.

    Meowth: And clean manure, whatever that means...

    Jessie: How bad could it be? HUH?

  • Meowth: Hey guys, the old treasure meter's going off the charts!

    James: It won't be long now. We'll clean up in more ways than one.

    Jessie: That old, crusty crab thinks he's so smart, when we're the ones poised to pocket those diamonds and pearls.

    Meowth: Hey, that sounds like a good name for a game!

    Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

    [Jessie, James, and Meowth jump to silence Wobbuffet, then snicker]

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