Bethany Sloane Quotes in Dogma (1999)

Bethany Sloane: [shouting] Why? What the fuck do you want with me? I fucking hate you.

Jay: She's fucking pissed, dude. She'll never fuck us now. Well, maybe you, but definitely not me. Let me know how she is.

Bethany Sloane: NOBODY IS FUCKING ME! YOU GOT THAT!

Metatron: You know those constitutionals He likes to take?

Bethany Sloane: Constitutionals?

Rufus: I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point: God's a Skee-Ball fanatic.

Bethany Sloane: Why are we here?

God: [pokes Bethany's nose] Nweep.