Theodora Quotes in Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)
Theodora Quotes:
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Oz: Am I dreaming?
Theodora: You're in Oz.
Oz: Oz? But that's my name. Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs.
-- Theodora -
[from trailer]
Oz: [to Theodora] Where's your broom?
Theodora: You don't know much about witches, do you?
-- Theodora -
Theodora: There's so much good here, it sickens me.
-- Theodora -
[from trailer]
Theodora: Aren't you the great man we've been waiting for?
-- Theodora -
Oz: Theodora, I know your wickedness is not your doing! And should you ever find the goodness within you, you are welcome to return!
Theodora: NEVER!
-- Theodora -
Theodora: Larry, Old Man Phil is dead!
Moose: Somebody start digging a fucking hole!
Casey: Houston, we have a problem.
[Yeager the PA looks at and eats the brown excrement from the bottom of the dead body of Old Man Phil]
Naked P.A.: This is definately not chocolate pudding.
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Theodora: Haven't you noticed how nothing in this house seems to move until you look away and then you just... catch something out of the corner of your eye?
-- Theodora -
Theodora: Is this another one of your crazy hallucinations?
Eleanor Lance: I'm not crazy!
Theodora: Crazy as a loon! You really expect me to believe that you're sane and the rest of the world is mad?
Eleanor Lance: Well, why not? The world is full of inconsistencies. Unnatural things. Nature's mistakes they call you for instance!
-- Theodora -
Dr. John Markway: Now. Which door?
Theodora: [pointing to her right] That one.
Dr. John Markway: Wrong. I've studied the map, it's this one.
[goes to his right and walks straight into the broom cupboard]
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Dr. John Markway: It has taken 60 million years to develop the carnivorous biped you see before you, Luke Sanderson.
Theodora: Let's see what kind of martinis it makes.
Luke Sanderson: They should be pretty good. I majored in them at college.
-- Theodora -
Theodora: What would you call this place? Fun-o-rama?
-- Theodora -
Eleanor Lance: What scares you, Theodora?
Theodora: Knowing what I really want.
-- Theodora -
Theodora: Here you are. Okay, Isolde. Tristan wants you inside.
Eleanor Lance: Leave me alone.
Theodora: Stop trying to be the center of attention, Nell. Come inside.
Eleanor Lance: [swipes Theodora's hand off her shoulder] Don't touch me, Theo! You revolt me!
Theodora: Whoa, can't you take a joke? I didn't know you were serious about Markway.
Eleanor Lance: Of course you did.
Theodora: I'm not jealous. I'm actually flattered that you have feelings for him. But he shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.
Eleanor Lance: Get away with what?
Theodora: You're making a fool of yourself over him.
Eleanor Lance: Suppose I'm not, though? You'd mind terribly if you turned out to be wrong for once, wouldn't you?
Theodora: You poor stupid innocent.
Eleanor Lance: I'd rather be innocent then like you!
-- Theodora -
Theodora: You see? You haven't a ghost of a chance.
-- Theodora -
Dr. John Markway: That's very good, Eleanor. You catch on quickly.
Theodora: [gets jealous and stands up] I'm hungry. Let's go.
-- Theodora -
Theodora: [noticing the large sculptures] You know, this could be a family portrait of us.
Eleanor Lance: Don't be ridiculous.
Theodora: You're the companion, I'm Abigail, uh, grown up, and Markway could be old Hugh.
Luke Sanderson: Where do I fit in?
Theodora: The dog.
-- Theodora -
Theodora: Poor Nell. You look like Death.
-- Theodora -
[the group is huddled in the conservatory, Nell, Theo, and Markway are asleep as Luke enters and takes a drink from a liquor bottle, when the door suddenly slams shut by itself... waking everyone up!]
Dr. John Markway: [to Luke] Why aren't you upstairs?
Luke Sanderson: I needed a drink.
[suddenly there are sounds of wind blowing and then distant yet distinct footsteps are heard]
Dr. John Markway: Grace!
Luke Sanderson: Wait a minute! It's nowhere near the nursery... it's down here,
Theodora: Seems we've been on this kick before.
Eleanor Lance: Next vacation I must really go somewhere else!
[the pounding becomes louder and closer]
Eleanor Lance: [thinking; voice-over] It knows my name, this time it knows my name!
Dr. John Markway: I have to go out there.
Eleanor Lance: [shouting] No, No! It hasn't hurt me. Why should it hurt her?
Dr. John Markway: She might try to do something about it!
[the pounding stops]
Eleanor Lance: Is it over, Theo? Is it?
Theodora: No, I'm still cold. It's going to start everything all over again!
[the pounding resumes violently and loudly against the closed door]
Eleanor Lance: [screaming] It can't get in! It can't get in! Don't let it get in!
[the pounding stops and the door knob jiggles]
Eleanor Lance: [whimpering] God, it knows I'm here!
[the door begins to buckle and bend in on itself, Luke in his horror drops his bottle]
Luke Sanderson: Doc... I'll let you have the house cheap!
[the bulging door returns to normal, the wind is heard blowing again. Soon the pounding footsteps resume and head upstairs]
Eleanor Lance: [thinking to herself; voice-over] Go on and on and come back again until it finds me! On and on and on until it finds me!
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Theodora: I don't think you killed your mother.
-- Theodora -
Eleanor Lance: [panicking] But where?
Dr. John Markway: Home of course.
Theodora: Back to your little apartment, where all your things are.
-- Theodora -
Grace Markway: Didn't you see me?
Dr. John Markway: No, but Eleanor did and it nearly killed her.
Theodora: It DID kill her, seeing her's what made her crash the car.
-- Theodora -
Mac Thompson: I, uh, I got a confession to make. I lied to you.
Theodora: What about?
Mac Thompson: The USA. It ain't a spiritual desert. Say, it's pie a la mode, two-pants suits and the home of the brave, Pike's Peak and Coney Island.
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Theodora: Why did you do this to me, Mac?
Mac Thompson: Why does a man lie to a woman?... because he loves her.
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Theodora: [to Mac] You are the first American I have ever met with a soul. It has a strange effect on me.
[They kiss]
-- Theodora -
Mac Thompson: Ever hear of the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Theodora: No.
Mac Thompson: They get murdered every day.
Theodora: Murdered? What for?
Mac Thompson: For making some little errors.
Theodora: There must be a revolution soon in America.
Mac Thompson: No, you can't have a revolution with people who believe in hot dogs and boogie woogie.
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Theodora: [describing the crew of the Russian tank] Pilot, co-pilot, co-copilot, co-co-co-pilot.
-- Theodora
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