Wimp Lo Quotes in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Wimp Lo: I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

Wimp Lo: Who is that?

[indicates chosen]

Student: [mouths for a few seconds] I don't know.

[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]

Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?

Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.

Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

Wimp Lo: I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.

[the intermission begins]

Master Betty: Go get some snacks, perhaps a carbonated soda!

Ling: I hope they have Icees!

Chosen One: I have chosen the large tub.

Wimp Lo: My nipples look like Milk Duds!

Master Tang: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!

Wimp Lo: He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?

Ling: Hmn-hmn. Well, twice.

Wimp Lo: Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!

Wimp Lo: My finger points.

Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.

Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?

Wimp Lo: If you've got an ass I'll kick it!

Wimp Lo: Master! I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One!

Wimp Lo: Leap that wall, if you're so great!