Master Doe Quotes in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Master Doe Quotes:
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Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
-- Master Doe -
Master Tang: I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one.
[flashback to a younger Tang talking to Master Doe]
Master Doe: There will be a chosen one.
Master Tang: He then told me of the significance.
[flashback]
Master Doe: It will be significant.
Master Tang: And then he killed the dog.
[flashback, Master Doe closes his eyes, we hear a fart then a dog whimper]
Chosen One: I now officially know too much, and why are you in bed?
Master Tang: Oh, you wouldn't believe what happened next...
Chosen One: [flashback begins] No wait, please!
Master Tang: If you insist.
-- Master Doe -
Master Doe: Uhh, water, everywhere. All over me, I'm getting wet. I am falling, you are falling, we are falling!
[shouts]
Master Doe: A whale!
-- Master Doe -
[the Chosen One is preparing to fight Master Betty. A man comes up to him]
Master Doe: Wait! You are not ready!
Chosen One: Who are you?
Master Doe: Ling's father! Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh-Wee!
Chosen One: Oh, dear.
-- Master Doe -
Master Doe: Please, I'm dying, you must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope, this must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible, they will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand that?
Master Tang: [Nods head up and down] No. I do not understand.
-- Master Doe -
Master Doe: Let me know if you see a Radio Shack.
-- Master Doe
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