Shop Keeper Quotes in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Chosen One: I'll take a pound of nuts.

Shop Keeper: [yelling] That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?

Shop Keeper: I know exactly what happened to that baby. It's my opinion the Russians have got him.

Shop Keeper: [offering a bottle] Whiskey?

Silas Selleck: [no] Got any meat?

Shop Keeper: I got condemned bacon. Traded it for bullets. Both'll kill you pretty quick.

Johan: [drawing his gun] Sorry. Money... Please.

Shop Keeper: Well, now, looky here. You realize if I give you money, here's the only place around where you can spend it.