Wendell P. Hazeltine Quotes in One, Two, Three (1961)

[Otto muddles his coached answers]

Wendell P. Hazeltine: How is the situation here in Berlin?

Otto Ludwig Piffl: It shouldn't happen to a dog! Uh, I - I mean, it's a draw! Actually, the situation is hopeless, but not serious.

C.R. MacNamara: [On the phone with headquarters in Atlanta] And how about the Russian deal? Napoleon blew it, Hitler blew it, but Coca Cola's gonna' pull it off.

Wendell P. Hazeltine: Forget it, MacNamara. Forget it. We are not interested in doing business behind the Iron Curtain.

C.R. MacNamara: We're not interested in the Russian market?

Wendell P. Hazeltine: I wouldn't touch the Russians with a ten-foot pole... and I don't want anything to do with the Poles, either.