Phyllis MacNamara Quotes in One, Two, Three (1961)

Scarlet: Do you realize that Otto spelled backwards is Otto?

Phyllis MacNamara: How about that?

Scarlet: You'll like him. He looks just like Jack Kennedy, only he's younger and he has more upstairs.

Phyllis MacNamara: More brains?

Scarlet: More *hair*. And of course, ideologically, he's much sounder.

Phyllis MacNamara: Maybe we voted for the wrong man.

Scarlet: That couldn't happen in Russia.

Phyllis MacNamara: They don't make mistakes.

Scarlet: They don't *vote*.

Phyllis MacNamara: She married a communist? That's going to be the biggest thing to hit Atlanta since General Sherman threw that little barbecue. No, I don't think it's funny. They're going to live in Moscow? Now, that's funny!

Pierre: [In French acccent] Madame, I appeal to you as a woman...

Phyllis MacNamara: As a matter of fact you do. Au revoir!

Phyllis MacNamara: Why can't you get yourself a nice permanent job with the home office in Atlanta?

C.R. MacNamara: Atlanta? You can't be serious! That's Siberia with mint juleps!

C.R. MacNamara: What's come over you, Phyllis? After sixteen years...

Phyllis MacNamara: Maybe after sixteen years, every marriage gets a little stale, like a leftover glass of beer.

C.R. MacNamara: Look, Phyllis, can't we discuss this problem without bringing up a rival beverage?

Phyllis MacNamara: Atlanta!

C.R. MacNamara: Yeah, I'm the new vice president in charge of bottle caps. They're kicking me upstairs.

Phyllis MacNamara: That's something I've always wanted to do myself.

C.R. MacNamara: Oh, yeah, I uh, I forgot he doesn't wear shorts.

[underwear]

Phyllis MacNamara: No wonder they're winning the Cold War.

C.R. MacNamara: What have we got here?

Phyllis MacNamara: Whatever it is, it's all ours for the next two weeks.

[in mock Southern accent]

Phyllis MacNamara: Isn't that marvy?

[squeaky giggle]

Scarlet: You can forward the mail to American Express in Moscow. And "Vogue" magazine. And "Screamer" magazine.

Phyllis MacNamara: All right, if you promise to send me "Pravda" every day. Just the funnies.

Scarlet: Have you ever made love to a revolutionary?

Phyllis MacNamara: No, but I once necked with a Stevenson Democrat.